What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them
I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS
Tuxedo cats are always dressed like this what are you guys talking about
oh good god
be careful washing dishes in the dark
is this fall out boy lyrics
Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”
just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see
"how would you describe yourself"
Beautiful Rudeness - hand type
ive never been insulted so elegantly
Yet another great twitter convo
It gets better
bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
I must be a puff because I’m still thinking about the toast.
the fact that this exists makes me really happy [x]
when u type ;) instead of :)
Mya Gosling and her succinct Shakespeare comics “In 3 Panels”. Achingly simple, these short comic strips provide a concise beginning-middle-end guide to many of Shakespeare’s classic and obscure works.
Well, you know…Shakespeare