lifesbetter:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED

HUMAN

YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

Tuxedo cats are always dressed like this what are you guys talking about

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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zekestiel:

xyvch:

Beautiful Rudeness - hand type

ive never been insulted so elegantly

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usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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bnaksy:

bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

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anonymousnerdgirl:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

I must be a puff because I’m still thinking about the toast.

Played: 754 times

krystal-cage:

the fact that this exists makes me really happy [x]


weird-bug:

i just made this video

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cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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deareje:

vintageanchorbooks:

Mya Gosling and her succinct Shakespeare comics “In 3 Panels”. Achingly simple, these short comic strips provide a concise beginning-middle-end guide to many of Shakespeare’s classic and obscure works.

Well, you know…Shakespeare

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

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