i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
That is the best description I have ever heard.
Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.
can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”
sometimes I feel guilty for skipping songs on my phone like I’m sorry song I love you I’m just not in the mood for you I’ll come back later though.
I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
This is like a guy at my work who told me how it was weird I didn’t seem scared to be there by myself with him….well I wasn’t until you said that.
You can’t be a member of Team Free Will unless you’ve had glorious hair.
Does that mean Crowley can join the team too?
Can’t forget Lucifer
I think Balthazar is winning here.
In the meanwhile, Gabriel…
I just choked
who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns